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The Mountain Man/Woman
This individual likes the simple things in life, while also being rugged, stubborn, and stoic. This Coloradan thinks they are a different breed, and often likes to associate with campus squirrels rather than with other humans. Clothed in a mixture of camo and Carhartt, this neanderthal can be confused with being a hobo, but prefer to live off nature's bounty rather than beg for money. Refusing to believe in the modern world's potential, they are pessimistic to anything other than their hermit life and perceived healthy relationship with all things in nature.
Hobbies: Hunting/fishing
Drives: Kayaks, Chevy Blazers, Deer
Food: Beef jerky, smoked salmon, fresh kills
This individual likes the simple things in life, while also being rugged, stubborn, and stoic. This Coloradan thinks they are a different breed, and often likes to associate with campus squirrels rather than with other humans. Clothed in a mixture of camo and Carhartt, this neanderthal can be confused with being a hobo, but prefer to live off nature's bounty rather than beg for money. Refusing to believe in the modern world's potential, they are pessimistic to anything other than their hermit life and perceived healthy relationship with all things in nature.
Hobbies: Hunting/fishing
Drives: Kayaks, Chevy Blazers, Deer
Food: Beef jerky, smoked salmon, fresh kills